i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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