I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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