people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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