can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Randomize
