Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
