Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I FOUND THE LEGS
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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