Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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