At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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