I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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