i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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