dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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