i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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