Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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