my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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