That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Randomize