Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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