i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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