can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Randomize
