I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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