dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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