Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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