I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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