If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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