if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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