We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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