12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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