I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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