big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She made me pour olive oil on her.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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