All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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