I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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