I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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