she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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