DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
tell me about the fingering
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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