I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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