sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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