its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
