You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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