Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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