Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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