I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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