when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
This is classic penis vs brain.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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