The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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