I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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