Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Randomize