Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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