i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Watching her eat just hurts me
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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