but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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