He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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