What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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