You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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