I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
