Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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