you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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