lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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