Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm at about main and main street
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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