I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
